Cats, Comedy and Candy
#caturday

#caturday

What I texted my bf last night (but spell checked cause original message was all dyslexicy & typo filled.)

"Some motherfucker hit my fucking car cause he was pissed I merged in front of him (which it was my turn) & then cut me off on the BQE, hit my car & then like a crazy person I chased him honking & he fake pulled over which I knew he was doing & just sped off. I’m shaking w anger. I’m soooooooooo mad that this person exists. Nitika says I’m not allowed to wish cancer on ppl so I’m just gonna wish deep unhappiness & for no one to ever love him - I want ice cream" #growth

#tbt of when Carmen & went to a party on Mars

#tbt of when Carmen & went to a party on Mars

Special thanks to our performers last night: Lance Weiss, Giulia Rozzi, Noah Levine, Grant Lindahl & Emily’s amazing band and to everyone who came out & supported the show! Next show is Sept 17th! www.themielesisters.tumblr.com

Special thanks to our performers last night: Lance Weiss, Giulia Rozzi, Noah Levine, Grant Lindahl & Emily’s amazing band and to everyone who came out & supported the show! Next show is Sept 17th! www.themielesisters.tumblr.com

Tonight @ 8pm @ Sidewalk Cafe! Free Variety Show featuring amazing comedians, musicians & magicians! Come hang out w us!!

Tonight @ 8pm @ Sidewalk Cafe! Free Variety Show featuring amazing comedians, musicians & magicians! Come hang out w us!!

Trying to date as a comic is hard cause you want the person to be funny, not just think your funny. It’s like ping pong. Its only fun if you hit it back and forth. You can’t just keep telling me I have a great serve. - @LizMiele
Just giving my nephew astigmatism w the amount of pics I’ve taken of him today!

Just giving my nephew astigmatism w the amount of pics I’ve taken of him today!

I got to feed the little monster #AuntLife

I got to feed the little monster #AuntLife

It’s hard always being a fashion icon. #tbt

It’s hard always being a fashion icon. #tbt

You’re drunk!

You’re drunk!